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WHEN DID WE BECOME TOTALLY STUPID?

In Honor of Stupid People ------
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer --

Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos --

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap --

"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners --

"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --

"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --

"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron --

"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --

"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid --

"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights --

"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor --

"Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts --

"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts --

"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume --

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw --

"Do not attempt  to stop chain with your hands."
(Oh my Gosh...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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