NEW GLASSES
I had a pastor friend who went into the pulpit
one Sabbath morning wearing a pair of new bifocals.
The reading portion of the glasses improved his vision
considerably, but the top portion of the glasses
didn't work so well.
In fact he was experiencing dizziness every time
he looked through them.
He explained to the congregation that the new glasses
were causing problems, "I hope you will excuse my
continually removing my glasses," he said. "You see
when I look down I can see fine, but when I look at you,
it makes me sick."