Don't lose your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it

Drove too long
Driver snoozing
What happened next
Is not amusing

Cautious rider
To her reckless dear
Let's have less bull
And more steer

Speed was high
Weather was not
Tires were thin
X marks the spot

The midnight ride
Of Paul for beer
Led to a warmer
Hemisphere

Around the curve
Lickety-split
Its a beautiful car
Wasn't it?

No matter the price
No matter how new
The best safety device
In the car is you

A guy who drives
A car wide open
Is not thinkin'
He's just hopin'

At intersections
Look each way
A harp sounds nice
But its hard to play

Both hands on the wheel
Eyes on the road
That's the skillful
Driver's code

The one who drives
When he's been drinking
Depends on you
To do his thinking

Car in ditch
Driver in tree
The moon was full
And so was he

Passing school zone
Take it slow
Let our little
Shavers grow